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everydayoctopus:

#I bet he’s having a whole internal conversation with that torch.#Hello torch. I’m Matt. #It’s a pleasure to meet you on this fine day! It is fine #Isn’t it? #Oh thank you torch! You’re looking pretty splendidly dapper as well! #You’re my new friend you know that? #I’m going to call you Georgie #You and me Georgie#We’re gonna run this together #And when we get there I’m going to buy you a drink #AHHH Got you! You can’t drink! You’re a torch #Oh you’re so funny Georgie

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can we make my hair do this? thanks. 

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corink:

lolzpicx:

The first thing that I thought of when I saw this was that episode where the grown ass prisoners dressed up as the powerpuff girls to escape jail

same

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hannah-ler:

Steve, no.

 #captain assmerica…

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iamladyloki:

maccasmiz:

Disney Prince Loki

DISNEY PRINCE LOKI

Always reblog Disney Prince Loki.

Swoon

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runicbasso:

annebeeche:

palmate:

reflectsthemadnesswithin:

randomtales:

Bahahahaha. So true.

SERIOUSLY!

Further more, before Juliet, Romeo had a crush on some other unattainable lady, which he completely forget about as soon as he met Juliet.

When I first read Romeo & Juliet as a wee lad, I genuinely thought it was a comedy. As if the Immortal Bard, himself, was not beyond ironically writing terribad romances and rom-coms.

I still do. 

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theironboner:

ge-ek:

Avengers by Wiredollalchemist

cute cute cute, marvel

spot on. My hair and everything. 

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